Ah Beng buys a bottle of oil
Ah Beng goes into grocery shop and buys a can of oil.
Ah Beng goes into grocery shop and buys a can of oil.
After paying for the oil, Ah Beng asks the shopkeeper , “Where is my free gift ? ”
The shopkeeper replied, “ This oil does not come with a free gift”. But Ah Beng insists, “ You try to cheat me ah…..”
Shopkeeper replied, “ No sir, there is no free gift for this oil”.
Ah Beng got annoyed and took up the can of oil and said, “ Aaai yah…..You cannot read English….it says here Cholesterol FREE!"
Ah Beng got annoyed and took up the can of oil and said, “ Aaai yah…..You cannot read English….it says here Cholesterol FREE!"
Ah Beng in a Biology Experiment with a cockroach
Ah Beng was doing a Biology experiment to see how much suffering a cockroach can endure.
First he cut out one leg and told the cockroach, “WALK. WALK”.
The cockroach walked. Then he cut its second leg and said the same thing. The cockroach walked. Then he cut the third leg and repeated the command. The cockroach walked.
Finally, he cut its fourth leg and ordered it to walk! But cockroach didn't walk. So Ah Beng wrote this conclusion for his Biology experiment, “ When we cut 4 legs off a cockroach, it becomes deaf”.
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